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Evil Dead 2 With Style

This is the Evil Dead 2 trailer, it has been all rotoscoped like.

I’m posting this not only because I’m a huge Evil Dead and Bruce Campbell fan, but because I think this just looks freaking sweet.

What do you think?

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How the F-?

I’ll keep doing this as long as the search terms people use to find my site are interesting. This might turn out to be my favorite blog game.

Lets get started!

cthulu

Cthulu is a giant winged god with an octopus head, a million times more evil than weird looking, H.P. Lovecraft is probably most known for. I think this cult icon is the real reason behind the tentacle fetishes in certain parts of the world. We would like to believe it is something as innocent as perversion, but I bet it is far more nefarious. Don’t believe me? Here is a picture of Cthulu posing all sexy like, note how the wave is splashing on him; covering his nethers because it is too much sexy for some people – that or his bits are so damned tentacled and unnerving the author decided to have mercy. Comes down to personal preference really. In all seriousness, go read The Call of Cthulu.

freud comic

Well this one actually makes sense. I posted a comic on this earlier before, it is called The New Adventures of Sigmund Freud. The general premise behind it is that Freud was frozen for years and thawed out to bring freedom to the world. I have no idea who made it. I tried googling it and didn’t find the author’s website. So go google it if you want to read more. The idea of a Freud running around like Captain America using psychoanalysis to free the shit out of some people is quite frankly hilarious.

*Observation* Apparently he got his nipple pierced.

man staring at nothing

STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW!

spider on your ass

Again, this could be taken several ways. If you are in prison; you either have a seriously problem or you are looking to entice someone with your goods, of which I have no idea how to help. If you aren’t in prison and in fact a spider is on your ass, I have no idea how to help. Good luck living the rest of your life out as a statue. I don’t know what kind of species of spider is proving its dominance over you, but I imagine it is something like this.

cosby sweater

This just won’t die. I will not post or explain what this is, go google it if you really want to know. If you look it up, I bet you will never look at fruit loops the same.

mullet with power bars

This sounds like a great name for a band. Imagine hearing that in concert.

“After Sonic Death Monkey, Mullet With Power Bars is going to melt your face off!”

I’m probably late to the party. Some metal band is likely already named that. Actually if the Trailer Park Boys started a band, I’m 100% sure that is what they would call themselves. I imagine Mullet With Power Bars playing a sweet guitar solo during a video game boss fight in a barber shop where the barber must battle a power mullet straight out of 80s Mississippi. Again, I’m probably late to that and is on the DS…… I think Wario World has something like that actually.

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I Was Kidding……

So remember my post about the all purpose zombie tool? Well somebody decided to actually make and market one.

Time to break that piggy bank open and squee with nerdy glee.

It is called the The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 and it means serious business ( *insert drum rift*).

AK47 + Chainsaw =

Of course if you are a manly lumberjack that oozes masculinity this can be used to defend yourself from Gentle Ben and hippies. You know, for the kids.

 

The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 is a weapon specially customized to battle zombie hordes by attaching a battery-charged chainsaw to the end of the barrel, as well as a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight which puts a biohazard symbol on your target instead of the classic red dot. DoubleStar hasn’t announced when or if this will go on sale, but its less fancy DSC Zombie Slayer predecessor sells for $1,249.99, so the Zombie-X is likely to be a bit pricier.

I particularly like the holographic sight side mounted, so you can shoot zombies with style.

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Firefighters Just Watch

Title says it all.

A house caught on fire, firefighters showed up. They stood and watched as the family’s house turned into ashes, probably while the family stared dumbfounded.

Why you ask?

Because the family owed 75$.

Yes, that family is now homeless over $75. They were behind on their local firefighter fee.

I assume this means that if I stop paying local taxes the police won’t pull me over.

South Fulton Mayor David Crocker defended the fire department, saying that if firefighters responded to non-subscribers, no one would have an incentive to pay the fee. Residents in the city of South Fulton receive the service automatically, but it is not extended to those living in the greater county-wide area.

“There’s no way to go to every fire and keep up the manpower, the equipment, and just the funding for the fire department,” Crocker said.

Wow……..

I’m speechless.

Remember to grab your wallet when your house catches on fire, the local fire department will be running a check on people behind on their fees. If you don’t pay up you will lose your house and countless other possessions.

I need a drink….

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The Greatest Speech

This is probably one of the greatest monologues I have ever heard. It comes from the Charlie Chaplin movie called The Great Dictator, it is the ending speech of the movie.

I really have only one word for this speech, art. What really grabs me is that even though it is dated, it is still relevant.

 

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A Dark Knight Rises Trailer…….. sort of…….

Prepare to have your mind blown out of your ass. I’m not sure what the hell this is or why the hell it was made. In fact watching it hurt my head and I felt IQ points drain out of my nose. So being the stand up guy that I am, I’m going to share with you. Before watching you should prepare yourself

Items you need to watch this:

  1. Velcro Shoes
  2. A helmet
  3. A friend/family member to punch you in the face immediately after it has ended
  4. Duct Tape
  5. And possible a strong alcoholic beverage, preferably something that can be used in a tractor as fuel.
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The Greatest Star Wars Game

And you will never get to play it. This is a college project from a kid at the University of Illinois-Chicago. It is a touch screen based game in which you can engage in a massive space battle with Star War ships. Since this project isn’t for retail or purchase, it is just a  capstone project, it isn’t violating any rights. That means that you will never play it unless you to go UIC.

 

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A Swamp Ass PSA

Nathan Fillion is here to spread awareness about a chronic problem for gamers everywhere, swamp ass.

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AT-AT Day Afternoon

Here is an awesome video where somebody desperately needs to let the AT-AT out, he needs to poop.

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Little Girl Joins the Dark Side

This is pretty damn adorable, priceless, and awesome. Watch for yourself.

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