So remember my post about the all purpose zombie tool? Well somebody decided to actually make and market one.
Time to break that piggy bank open and squee with nerdy glee.
It is called the The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 and it means serious business ( *insert drum rift*).
AK47 + Chainsaw =
Of course if you are a manly lumberjack that oozes masculinity this can be used to defend yourself from Gentle Ben and hippies. You know, for the kids.
The DoubleStar Zombie-X AK-47 is a weapon specially customized to battle zombie hordes by attaching a battery-charged chainsaw to the end of the barrel, as well as a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight which puts a biohazard symbol on your target instead of the classic red dot. DoubleStar hasn’t announced when or if this will go on sale, but its less fancy DSC Zombie Slayer predecessor sells for $1,249.99, so the Zombie-X is likely to be a bit pricier.
I particularly like the holographic sight side mounted, so you can shoot zombies with style.