“It’s against the law to touch, but I see a lot of law breakers in here.”
That is easily the most ridiculous one-liner I’ve heard today.
With that said, this is how I imagine straight women will indulge themselves in the eye candy of chiseled abs and swinging man bits that is Magic Mike.
Roughly:
START OF MOVIE
- Interest
- Giggly interest
- Super giggly interest
- Schoolgirl giggly interest
- Temperature rising interest
- *Ab flash* Super interest
- *More Ab flash* Super-duper interest
- * Banana hammock square dancing* Swooning with unbearable interest
- * Sweaty-naked Tatum and McConaughey fighting/wrestling* Ovaries explode with interest
- *Abs flash* Interest
- Giggly Interest
- ….etc
- Rinse and repeat until the end of the movie
- Sleep
END OF MOVIE
This is probably how it would go for me.
START OF MOVIE
- No interest, anger for being at movie.
- No interest, some points for Buncha Crunch
- No interest
- Confusion
- Slight interest
- Growing Interest
- *Ab flash* Full on interest
- *More Ab flash* Large amount of invested interest
- * Banana hammock square dancing* Sweating with unbearable interest
- * Sweaty-naked Tatum and McConaughey fighting/wrestling* Very, very overwhelmed with interest
- No interest
- Shame
- Hunger/need a sandwich
- Sleep
END OF MOVIE
Mind you that is just an estimate, I don’t claim to know anything about anything.