Swamp Ass Becomes Flash Flood Ass

Yeap, that is some bullshit. This is the magical temperature where your ass starts leaking all bodily fluids.

A Contest!

Who wants to try something different? Lets have a contest. Located below are three pictures. Your job is to construct a paragraph that is the summary description of a novel around the three pictures below. I haven’t decided what the prize will be. I’ll work on that, till then get cracking! You have till next Sunday, 5/21/11.

HINT: It has to make me laugh.