A Chinese furniture worker accidentally severed his fingertip. So what did he do? He flipped the world the bird and went and saw some doctors that said something in Chinese in the ballpark of, “Dude, fuck that. We can grow that back. We got this new way of growing fingertips back, we give your stomach a pig tail and stitch them together. How does that sound?”
“That sounds horrible.”
The doctor shrugged, “We can attach it to your penis.”
“Stomach sounds good.”
In which the man-made a facial expression to the effect of:
and then the doctor said, “I’m super serious.”
So what happened? Well…. Look for yourself.