If you haven’t heard about the new re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-release of the Star Wars saga on blu-ray, that isn’t an exaggeration it has been released seventeen times, than you don’t know about the change at the end of ‘Return of the Jedi’.
When the Emperor is being picked like a cheap Russian mail order bride and tossed down the amazingly unnecessary shaft, Vader yells NOOO! like a 17-year-old boy just parked in the friend zone.
So what would happen if Vader was an average guy living an average life with a bottomless shaft in his living room?
A dead cat.